short shorts

Yes I was at the mall one day and I saw these two girls wearing short shorts. I was amazed at how short they were, they were cut about 2 inches above the crotch, yet nothing was showing. I was like how did they get them that short without something hanging out ? Every time I try to cut shorts that short they end up showing everything in the front ! And I have to throw them away. Well as I was admiring the talent of these girls to make shorts that short and not be obsene, they sat down in the food court and their kitties were completely exposed !! Wow so much for that I guess. I thought of asking them if they knew, but I didn’t want them to think I was a prude or anything.