mother

I think the incident with my mother was first.

My auntie and uncle and three girl cousins used to go on a caravan holiday each year. They didn’t have a car so my mother used to drive my auntie, me and the girls, all sat in the back seat, no seat belt!! – and the cases to the holiday camp while uncle got the bus and met us there. We would stay overnight, drive home on the Sunday and come back the following Saturday, or sometimes Friday. When we were little, me and the girls would share a bed but once puberty started that came to an end, so me and mother were sharing a room but sleeping on the floor in sleeping bags.

We kids were sent to bed and the adults stayed up a while. I was fast asleep but became aware of movement and half woke up. The room was dark but campsite lights illuminated the flimsy curtains and the moonlight illuminated the skylight, so not completely pitch dark. As I looked up my mother was straddling me, one foot either side of me, legs wide apart, and bending down over me – STARK NAKED!!! – her boobs swinging just inches above my face – I realised she was trying to get to the overnight bag at my side for her nightie. My first sight of an in the flesh naked woman and it had to be my mother!

Some men submitting stories about seeing their mothers naked say they got erections – not me, I was horrified and screwed my eyes back closed and tried to erase the memory of it. Urrgghh!